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Miley Cyrus Gets Boyfriend a Penis B-Day Cake [Photos]

Thursday, January 26th, 2012

Miley Cyrus: “What should I get my boyfriend for his birthday? Oh, I know! A huge penis cake!” (Disclaimer: Miley didn’t really say this, but we’re sure it’s pretty close to what was going on in her head.)

Miley’s boyfriend Liam celebrated his birthday this past weekend and Miley got him a (black?) penis cake. Hannah Montana Miley even posed for the cameras with the cake—wait for it—with her mouth open. Oh, Miley. See pictures after the jump.
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Let’s Be Realistic People

Monday, December 19th, 2011


Yes, guy. We would love for you to headline our next show.

Happy Thanksgiving From MandoFresko.com!

Thursday, November 24th, 2011

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What Did One Squirrel Tell The Other Squirrel?

Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

Came up with this genius squirrel idea when I woke up this morning. You’re welcome.

What are you waiting for? Go ahead and share it with the world!

Bruno Mars Makes an R&B Group After Reaching 4 Million Twitter Followers

Monday, October 17th, 2011

What does Bruno Mars do when he reaches 4 million followers on his twitter? Make a boy band an R&B group… duh! Introducing, Liquid Lavender.

LMAO Video: Little Girl Raps Nicki Minaj

Wednesday, October 5th, 2011

Even though the title says “LMAO,” you’re probably going to be in awe while watching this video. Introducing the next youtube star, Sophia Grace Brownlee. While Nicki Minaj’s “Super Bass” may not be the most appropriate song for a little girl to sing, Sophia and her backup dancer sister, nail it.

Hilarious and impressive. Tell-a-friend! Watch her version of Keri Hilson’s “Turn My Swag” after the jump.
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‘Mando’s Workout Plan’ Mixtape Artwork Leaked

Sunday, September 11th, 2011

The picture (above) might look familiar to you. It’s the final artwork for Mando’s Workout Plan that dropped a few weeks back. However, before the artwork that played off Gold’s Gym famous logo, came this A.C. Slater (below) artwork. Peep Lisa Turtle cheering him on in the background. Figured it would’ve been a little too manly for the fellas and too sexy for the ladies. So, we went with the safer, less provocative artwork (above). You’re welcome.
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This Is Why You Should Stop Planking

Monday, July 25th, 2011

I hope the oven is okay.

Let’s Bring Back The Word “Whoa”

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

Stumbled upon this video earlier today and thought, “whoa!” Had forgotten how “whoa” this song was. Allow me to take you back to the year 2000 for a bit.

The cost of a gallon of gas was $1.26, Bill Clinton was president and ”Whoa!” by former Bad Boy rapper Black Rob was all over MTV and hip-hop radio stations everywhere. It was the only single released off his debut album, “Life Story”, on February 15, 2000. The song was produced by D.I.T.C. member Buckwild and peaked at #43 on the Billboard Hot 100.

Watch the video and forget about words like “cool,” “dope,” or “crazy.” From this point on, everything that’s ill, is “whoa!” Operation LBBTWW (Let’s Bring Back The Word Whoa) is in full effect.

Nerf Guns Have Had a Major Upgrade Since I Was a Kid

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

When I first watched this video, I didn’t even realize it was a music video for the band, Is Tropical. Viral marketing at its best.

The visuals for the song “The Greeks” was directed by Megaforce and animated by 7 at Machine.

Download the song below.
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